Episode 14: Pee
When the pee levels reach a critical stage at a local water park, chaos and disaster ensue. However, after the disaster, Cartman remains obsessed with the number of minorities who are “taking over” the park.
Episode 13: Dances with Smurfs
Cartman takes over the morning school announcements and turns it into a personal soapbox against school president Wendy Testaburger.
Episode 12: The F Word
The boys try to get the meaning of the word “fag” changed from homosexual to motorcycle riders.
Episode 11: Whale Whores
Stan is upset about the Japanese killing whales and dolphins, so he takes command of the Sea Shepherd on the “Whale Wars” reality show and does something about it.
Episode 10: W.T.F
The boys form their own wrestling federation, but seem to be more concerned with theatrics and storylines than the actual sport.
Episode 9: Butters’ Bottom Bitch
Butters starts his own pimping business, while a local police officer takes his undercover prostitution sting a little too far.
Episode 8: Dead Celebrities
Kyle begins to see the ghosts of celebrities who died during the summer of 2009 and later becomes possessed by the ghost of Michael Jackson.
Episode 6: Pinewood Derby
Randy and Stan accidentally reach warp speed when Randy illegally soups up Stan’s Pinewood Derby racer, which prompts a visit by an alien gangster and the space police trying to track him down.
Episode 5: Fishsticks
Jimmy comes up with the perfect joke, but Cartman wants to take half the credit for it. However, Kanye West doesn’t get the joke, and vows revenge on the person who came up with it.
Episode 4: Eat, Pray, Queef
The boys of South Park Elementary School are anxiously awaiting the night’s episode of Terrance and Phillip, which ended in a twist last season, while the girls at the school express disgust over the show and the boys’ obsession with fart jokes.
Episode 3: Margaritaville
In a parody of the final weeks of Christ’s life, South Park goes into hysterics over the failing economy, but Kyle begins preaching that there is no reason for fear. Meanwhile, Stan unsuccessfully tries to return his dad’s margarita machine.
Episode 2: The Coon
Cartman tries to become a superhero, only to have another fourth grader steal his thunder by becoming one too and becoming more popular.
Episode 1: The Ring
The boys discover that the Jonas Brothers’ purity ring campaign is just part of Disney’s plot to get away with marketing sex to pre-teen girls.
